Thursday, December 08, 2005

7 signs of trepidation

7. I straightened the crib yesterday afternoon. By "straightened" I mean that I cleaned nonstop for about 3 hours, employing the "Mean Green", broom and mop, the vacuum and even a little bit of elbow grease. Right now - at 11:46pm the next day - it looks as if the Brady Bunch came to stay for a week and forgot to bring Alice.



6. Searching for a Mean Green link just now made me realize that fuckin' Dollar General overcharged me for a gallon of the good stuff. Why even call yourself a Dollar store? Oh yea.. you OVERcharge by a dollar. Gotcha.

5. Finding Nemo is the only thing I've watched on TV, VCR, DVD, DVR, etc. in atleast 10 days.

4. My Christmas tree is suspiciously leaning to the right. Damn cat. You are so lucky that you have that cute thing on your side.



3. My fingernails are asking to officially go by the new title of fingernubs. Thank you.

2. My oldest son - Logan - who is 11 and a half is still awake at almost 12pm. Just laying in his bed and talking to himself.

1. My refrigerator sounds like it needs an antacid. This worries me.

13 Comments:

Blogger Anita said...

lol! What is it about the holidays that make us all insane? The impossible mission to buy good gifts on a budget for like 100 people all the while being solicited for money by every single non profit there is? Could that be it?

Your kitty is ADORABLE . . .I'd let it off the hook on the whole Xmas tree thing.

3:45 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Anita - you wouldn't believe the crap that little kitty gets away with because of those huge adorable eyes...

I'm seriously thinking of employing her techniques.

8:25 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

I've always thought that animals would make the perfect medium for the devil to carry out his work. Cute and cuddly, yes, but deadly.

I'm 19 and I still talk to myself. I have to work out all those personality conflicts and decide which opinion I like best this week. It always sounds more convincing aloud than in my head. Some would call me fickle or even go as far as claiming that I have multiple personalities. I believe the proper term is "insane". It comes with the territory of being a Gemini.

All these new cartoon movies that are geared towards adults, as well as children, kind of weird me out for some reason. I dreamed of The Incredibles once, and it was more fun than the movie was.

1:49 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Dammit Dan, I have missed you.

Who else makes me think.. or is that ponder.. maybe it's just the fact that my brain function increased more than slightly while trying to decipher your "Dan Code" that makes me dance around excitedly.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous April said...

It sure is nice to see you posting again:) Happy Holidays!!

8:48 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Hi April! Long time, no see.

All my fault.

I'm quite the sporadic little blogger, but I'm going to try and do better. Missed it..

Merry Christmas to you and yours honey!

10:13 PM  
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