Monday, January 24, 2005

What A little girl

I’ve done it, I have finally pried Jennifer’s cute ass out of the computer chair and have (temporarily) seized control. I had to kick her out to be able to tell everyone what a little girl Miss Krista is. I had to do it, because Jenn wouldn’t.

Let me preface this by saying, I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time. It was about 9:00 o’clock or so on Sunday night and all the kids were in bed (amazing story in and of itself) and I finally had some time to sit and watch my hunting shows without kid or grown up interruption. So there I was laying on the bed, enjoying my cereal and my TV when in comes the gruesome twosome. As K walks by, she turns my TV off. She knows how terribly bad this annoys me because she made the mistake of doing this once before, in the middle of overtime during a Dallas Stars playoff game. Not a pretty sight. Well now, she MUST pay. I have to wait until the opportune moment. I am sitting there, thinking of how I can torture her what I can do and BAM!, the perfect opportunity presents itself. Krista sits on the edge of the bathtub and is talking with Jenn and she suddenly falls over backwards into the tub. That was funny, but it wasn’t the funniest part. She commences to make herself comfortable sitting in the bathtub with her feet on the edge, so I jump into action. The bedroom door was already closed, so I get up and turn off the bedroom light. Then I turn off the closet light, and finally the bathroom light. It was DARK and she couldn’t see me. She starts frantically yelling “stop it, stop it”, all the while, I am sneaking closer to the bathtub. Based on how graceful she is , I know she wasn’t about to try and get out of the tub in the dark Jenn is just dying laughing and K’s squealing, so I go in for the kill shot. I sneak up to the tub and slowly reach over and grab her ankle. If I hadn’t known better, you would have sworn that she had been shot. She let out the loudest, blood curling scream that I have ever heard. It was all I could do to keep from falling on the floor laughing.

What a little girl!

(Guest post by Chris.)


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